VACIO CORP IS HIRING — SEE CAREERS PAGE Q3 INCIDENT HAS BEEN RESOLVED — HR THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE MANDATORY FUN SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY — ATTENDANCE IS OPTIONAL — ATTENDANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL THE 9TH FLOOR CONFERENCE ROOM IS CLOSED PENDING INVESTIGATION REMINDER: THE COLD BREW IS FOR EVERYONE — SECURITY IS REVIEWING FOOTAGE TERMINATED™ — COMING 2026 — GET ON THE LIST VACIO CORP IS HIRING — SEE CAREERS PAGE Q3 INCIDENT HAS BEEN RESOLVED — HR THANKS YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE MANDATORY FUN SCHEDULED FOR FRIDAY — ATTENDANCE IS OPTIONAL — ATTENDANCE IS NOT OPTIONAL THE 9TH FLOOR CONFERENCE ROOM IS CLOSED PENDING INVESTIGATION REMINDER: THE COLD BREW IS FOR EVERYONE — SECURITY IS REVIEWING FOOTAGE TERMINATED™ — COMING 2026 — GET ON THE LIST
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A Soft Chaos Creative Production
Keep Your Job. Lose Your Dignity.

A party card game set inside Vacio Corp — a company committed to delivering sustainable, scalable, synergistic shareholder value for a better world. Nobody knows what that means. Nobody asks.

Your employment is At-will so someone is getting fired. It might be you. Defend yourself accordingly.

4–10
Players
30–75
Minutes
21+
Age
Party Card Game
Corporate Satire
Kickstarter 2026
Holiday Delivery
Get notified at launch
Internal Memorandum · Office of Human Resources · Vacio Corp
Re: Upcoming Training Initiative — All Employees

Effective immediately, Vacio Corp is pleased to announce that a new employee training program is currently in development and will be made available for home use in 2026. Details regarding scope, format, and participation requirements will be shared when leadership determines the appropriate time.

In the meantime, employees are encouraged to get on the notification list above. HR considers this a proactive and commendable action. It will be noted in your file. Positively, probably.

Vacio Corp thanks you for your continued contribution to shareholder value. Your engagement with this communication has been logged.

This memorandum is confidential property of Vacio Corp. Unauthorized distribution may result in a Performance Action. Employment is at-will. This memo is at-will. Forward.
What to expect
Something Is
Coming In 2026.
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Corporate Satire

Set inside a fictional company with its own values, policies, and a suggestion box. You will recognize everyone in this game. That is the point.

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Party Card Game

For 4 to 10 players. Requires no prior knowledge. Requires only that you have ever worked in an office and have something to say about it.

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High Stakes

Defend yourself. Every round the table votes. Performance is reviewed. HR reads the results aloud. Accountability is enforced. The game does not stop. Neither does HR.

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Kickstarter 2026

Launching on Kickstarter in 2026. First Edition only. Get on the list and you will be the first to know when it goes live.